For Procrastinators: A Cautionary Tale of Your Own Making

Remember Mad Libs?  If you have kids, or have been one more recently than I have, you have probably spent some time with these wacky little fill-in-the-blanks stories, and hopefully some of it in shared hysterics.  Because I need a break today, and a laugh above all else, I am presenting this Procrastinator's Mad Lib (which is kind of redundant, don't you think?).  My own fill-ins appear in list form, at the end.  Enjoy!  (Don't you just hate when they say that?)

Still Procrastinating, After All These Years VERB ADVERB PLURAL NOUN ADJECTIVE NOUN NOUN NOUN EXCLAMATION ADJECTIVE NOUN NOUN NOUN PAST TENSE VERB VERB NOUN VERB ENDING IN ING ADJECTIVE NOUN NUMBER PLURAL NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN VERB ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN ADJECTIVE NOUN NOUN NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE NOUN NOUN NOUN VERB NOUN PLURAL NOUN DAY OF THE WEEK NOUN DAY OF THE WEEK VERB ENDING IN ING NOUN VERB ENDING IN ING VERB ENDING IN ING NOUN

My fill-ins, left to right

Consider	Stupidly	Fiascos	Tiny	Pride	Sound
River	yikes	Sandy	Cormorant	Train	Sliver
Cooked	Eat	Store	Spilling	Trendy	Sidewalk
42	Swans	Kitchen	Novel	Friendship	Stomp
Clumsy	Results	Fertile	Crowds	Raggedy	Armchair
Steed	Saber	Far-fetched	Silver	Pretense	Drama
Copyright	Clone	Stone	Sheep	Thursday	Can
Friday	Cramming	Shoes	Participating	Cringing	Pansy

I'd love to see your tales.